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Just Joking

I love good jokes and riddles so here are some riddles for you!!!!!!!!

 Jokes:
  1. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frost bite!
  2.  Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
  3.  Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9
  4.  What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
  5. Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
  6.  What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
  7.  What building in New York has the most stories? The public library!
  8.  How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves!
  9.  What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister!
  10. What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.
  11.  Why can’t Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
  12.  Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencil-vania.
  13.  Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
  14. What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
  15. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
  16. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
  17. Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
  18. Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
  19. What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed.
  20. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 
Riddles:
  1. What has to be broken before you can use it? An Egg.
  2. I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I? A candle!
  3. What month of the year has 28 days? All of them?
  4. What is full of holes but still holds water? A sponge.
  5. What question can you never answer yes to? Are you asleep yet?
  6. What is always in front of you but can’t be seen? The future!
  7. What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? A promise.
  8. What goes up but never comes down? Your age!
  9. You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? All the people on the boat are married!
  10. What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to? An echo.
  11. The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it? Darkness!
  12.  I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I? A shadow!
  13. What gets bigger when more is taken away? A hole.
  14. I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I? Your breath!
  15. What has hands, but can’t clap? A clock
  16. What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner? A stamp.

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